(Two hours later; 3:00pm)
Emre Mor: Wait...I'm in a group chat with the Robert Lewandowski?!
Felix Passlack: I guess so 😶.
Shinji Kagawa: Yeah...a lot happened I take it.
Roman Bürki: Oh pleaseee, he isn't that impressive.
Christian Pulisic: Roman is just salty because Robert always scores goals on him.
Robert Lewandowski: Wow I can tell I'm loved here.
Roman Bürki: I have no respect for you 🙄
Matthias Ginter: Stfu Christian.
Christian Pulisic: I wasn't even saying anything to you Matthias.
Matthias Ginter: Every time you text I can hear your voice when I read it, and it's realllly starting to annoy the hell out of me.
Emre Mor: Guys, please.
Auba: Oh boy here we go again.
Julian Weigl: THE ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI?!
Roman Bürki: We already went over this Julian...
Robert Lewandowski: I'm Pretty sure Matthias and Christian need couples therapy, not my help.
Julian Weigl: 😂😂
Emre Mor: LMAO
Shinji Kagawa: 😂😂
Matthias Ginter: 🖕🖕🖕
Marco Reus: This is why I miss having you on our team ^^
Robert Lewandowski: Don't get used to it Marco.
Mario Gotze: ROBERT!😄
Robert Lewandowski: Hey Mario.
Felix Passlack: Wow. Obviously this isn't helping one bit.
Marc Bartra: Stealing the show Robert?
Robert Lewandowski: Still complaining Marc?
Marco Reus sent a picture.
Hey, Robert guess what ⤵
Robert Lewandowski: And I care why?
Matthias Ginter: Yeah that was fun.
Christian Pulisic: I think this is the first time Matthias has says something that isn't mean.
Robert Lewandowski: You just won a summer competition, not the World Cup.
Emre Mor: MARCO IS SAYING ITS A SIGN
Marco Reus: Thanks Emre.
Robert Lewandowski: Right. A sign.
Roman Bürki: Why are you still here Robert.
Matthias Ginter: Yeah Christian, why are you still here.
Roman Bürki: I'm talking about Robert not Christian, Matthias. 🙄
Robert Lewandowski: I guess this club really did fall apart after I left.
Auba: Not helping Robert.
Robert Lewandowski: You were the one who added me to this.
Julian Weigl: Christian and Matthais are still fighting.
Matthias Ginter: 🖕🖕🖕
Mario Gotze: So you're saying we need a new idea?
Auba: Exactly. And I have one in mind. But we need everyone on board.
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I'll update when I can, thanks.
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Dortmund Group Chat
FanfictionEveryone knows that creating a group chat is just asking for trouble. So when arguing breaks out between two teammates, it's not a surprise that things are taken to the next level in order to save their relationship.
