Jimin: YESSS IM RAWDY TO GET A TAN OH YWAH (even though it's an inside pool party)
Bff: okkk calm down
Jimin: I CANT BE CALMED
Bff: so if that's the good news what's the bad news?
Jimin: Kookie is going to go 😒
Bff: how's that bad? isn't he your best friend?
Jimin: yes of course he is i just don't want him to go because I KNOW UR DICK FRIEND WILL HURT MY POOR FRAGILE BABY
Bff: Jungkook is not fragile he's strong asf i deadass saw him pick up 280 on weights and don't worry about Taehyung i will beat his ass if he does something stupid
Jimin: i didn't mean fragile as in weak 🙄 i meant fragile as in emotionally
Bff: i knew that i was being sarcastic see you're no fun
Jimin: EXCUSE MEEEEE IM THE FUNNEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD OK
Bff: lies
Jimin: I FOR REAL AM
Bff: CAUGHT IN A LIEEEE
Jimin: I PROMISE IM FUN
Bff: you have to prove it
Jimin: how?
Bff: send me a nude
Jimin: WHAT but wait i already did
Bff: yeah but i deleted it
Jimin: okay fine
Bff: okay then
Jimin:
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here's my nude HAHAHAHA GET IT IM SO FUNNY IM LAUGHING AT MYSELF
Bff: omg i hate you
Jimin: i love you toooooo !!
Bff: why am i friends with you
Jimin: because you luv me and im a great person and super funny
Bff: nah im just desperate
Jimin: sameeeee so we're on the same page 💁♂️
Bff: you're terrible
Jimin: but you like me right right right?
Bff: maybe a little
Jimin: that's good enough for me 😁 hey can i ask something?
Bff: no
Jimin: idc im asking anyways
Bff: then why you asking me if you can ask me tf
Jimin: because i don't wanna be roOOOood
Bff: okay okay ask then
Jimin: umm so you remember you told me about this guy you thought was appealing right?
Bff: uhhh.. yeah
Jimin: can i ask who the guy is?
Bff: why do you want to know?
Jimin: because im curious
Bff: it's just a dude
Jimin: oh okay well the guy is lucky
Bff: why do you say that?
Jimin: because it'll be a privilege to be liked by you
Bff: you make it sound like im magical or some shit
Jimin: close enough you're prefect
Bff: i think you're perfect too
Jimin: what? really?
Bff: yes
Jimin: thank you so much :) that means the world to me
Bff: stop it you're so gay and im loving it but i have to go now i'll see you around Park Jimin ✌️
Jimin: okkkk byeeeeeee bff!!! take care! always use protection love you
