clueless [ T. SMITH ]

i.

FUCK DAVID'S VLOGS
[ eli , toddy , grandpa , dirty dom, corinna cock, hulk , camera fuck , liza , baby , zayn, scooty ]

eli : david i hate the new vlog
it makes me look like a stupid bitch.

camera fuck : it's quality content

baby : yea baby it's quality

eli : it's not.

corinna cock : it lowkey took things
a little too far if i have to put my word in

dirty dom : sh
dirty dom : wanna fuck the anger away ?

eli : dom aren't you at the clinic
for a chlamydia checkup?

dirty dom : yea so
dirty dom : doesn't change my dick game

zayn : baby that vlog is a masterpiece!

baby : ^
baby : baby you look like a coffee bean and
ain't nobody gonna hate on you if you look
like a coffee bean

zayn : mmmhhhm

hulk : fuck you
hulk : i couldn't even take my shirt off

eli : sorry
eli : actually fuck you!
eli : took the last strawberry
pop tart from davids when my
name was on it

grandpa : i liked the vlog
grandpa : it was as the kids would say
nowadays
grandpa : humorous!

eli : nobody would say that
eli : nobody at all would even
think about saying that

hulk : sheesh, new hair new tude

eli : alex i stg

hulk : calm down violet

eli : FUCK OFF ALEX

eli has left the groupchat!

toddy : what did i miss
toddy : what's the new vlog

toddy has added eli to the groupchat!

eli : take me out man whore

toddy : hey
toddy : it's captain manahore to you

eli has left the groupchat!

baby : my poor coffee bean
baby : toddy you needa take that girl
out for a 2 for 20 at chili's soon baby