MAT-S: Baby Rafa how are you
RafaAlcantara: hey baby, I'm good you
MAT-S: me too
JamesRodriguez: why Mats
MAT-S: Marc-Andre Ter Stegen.
Sr4: but that doesn't work if you put you line thing on the wrong place
MAT-S: whoops wait.
M-AtS: better?
Sr4: yeah
Sr4: who is YourCatalanBoy?
YourCatalanBoy: that's me
Sr4: who are you
YourCatalanBoy: oh yeah right my name is Sergi
CarlosCasemiro: hey
YourCatalanBoy: WHAHAHAHAH YOUR NAME IS CARLOS
CarlosCasemiro: yeah is that a problem.
Your name is Sergi Why can't it just be Sergio that's normal
YourCatalanBoy: son of a bitch
CarlosCasemiro: DID YOU JUST CALLED MY MADRE A BITCH
YourCatalanBoy: uhm if you are her son yeah.
CarlosCasemiro: I SWEAR TO GOD LITTLE STUPID SPANIARD I WILL KILL YOU
NeymarJr: hey
KingLeo: are you still mine
NeymarJr: yeas I am Daddy
CarlosCasemiro: grose
JamesRodriguez: papi, are you home
CR7: yeas mi Nino
CarlosCasemiro: oh please
KingLeo: my little angel 😇
Sr4: awh poor Pedro and Cesc and Cecar and Alvaro and Marcos
3Geri: what happened?
Sr4: they lost a penalty shoot out agains Arsenal
GeriPique: awh that's sad SeSe
Sr4: yeah it is Geri
CarlosCasemiro: WHAT THE HELL ^^
KingLeo: ^
HalaAlvaro: ^
JamesRodriguez: leave them they are in love.
GeriPique added BVBMarc
BVBMarc: Geri what is this
Luis9: SO SERGIO AND MARC CAN CALL YOU GERI BUT WE NOT, SERGIO?!!
BVBMarc: oh luis I missed you
Luis9: I MISSED YOU TOO
YourCatalanBoy: Marcito how's your boyfriend?
BVBMarc: he is good, injured but he is okay
KingLeo: WAIT WHAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
BVBMarc: yeah I have, I can send you a picture of my beautiful Boy
KingLeo: send.
BVBMarc:Sr4: how old is he, 16!?
BVBMarc: he is just turnt 25 ass
JamesRodrguez: put hum in the group
BVBMarc added BVBErik
JamesRodriguez: Cris baby look they have names that match
CR7: i hold my name sorry Nino
BVBMarc: don't be shy mine liebe
BVBErik: marc Ich weiß nicht, wer sie sind?
M-ATS: es ist in Ordnung erik sind unsere Freunde
BVBErik: uh hey are you marc and mats their friends
Sr4: I don't want to call my self their friends but okay.
BVBErik: Sergio Ramos?
Sr4: yes?
BVBErik: i'm sorry marc but you need to know this...
BVBMarc: are you cheating on me with SERGIO!?
BVBErik: no no no, i mean i was/am a Real Madrid fan.
BVBMarc: oh okay thats good cuz before i joint Dortmund i was a Bayern fan, because of Thi
BVBErik: okay
JamesRodriguez: he isn't shy any more.
GeriPique: its annoying.
BVBErik: marc i think i go,
BVBMarc: okay baby i see you soon, dont get injured cuz i wanna play with you
BVBErik: i promise
BVBErik left the group
BVBMarc: WHAT WAS THAT GERI WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
GeriPique: im sorry i just said what everyone was thinking.
Sr4: no i started to like him and you distroyed a other thing for me like Always.
BVBMaec: HE'S MY BOYFRIEND
GeriPique: okay okay im sorry
BVBMarc: okay. but i must go, have a training to go to
MadridstaAsensio: HEYYY
CR7: CONGRETS MY SON, YOUR FIRST El Clasico GOAL
MadristaAsensio: THANK YOU MY FRIEND, I WAS HAPPY BUT IT WAS JUST FRIENDLY SO
CR7: SO LIONEL CELEBRETED AND YOU NOT WAHAHAHHAHAHA
CR7: WAIT
CR7 added ADAMLALLANA
CR7: Adam what is your premier league song
ADAMLALLANA: he plays on the left
he plays on the right
adam lallana makes messi looks shite
CR7: ahahahahahahahaha
KingLeo: not even in your fucking dreams mate.
ADAMLALLANA: WOW SINCE WHEN IS MESSI A PREMIER LEAGUE SUPPOTER, THEY ALL TALK LIKE THAT
CR7: EAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
KingLeo: ASS HOLES
ADEMLALLANA left the chat
KingLeo: i scared him off
NeymarJr: im proud of you babe
CR7: i told him he could go.
IscoAlarcon: WAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Marcelo: go to sleep, we need a party soon
HalaAlvaro: omg marcelo stared with his partys again
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