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Hammie: damn busses are annoying
Cris: what are you talking about call a cab
Hammie: ney dared me to spent less money today.
Ney: I did, 
Hammie: it smells in here
Ney: than you have to go to Paris
Hammie: But that's so far why
Ney: because I am there of course.
Hammie: why don't you come to Munich
Ney: i came to you last time its your turn
SeSe: awh you two are cute together
Geri: agree
Hammie: we are not together
SeSe: yet
Ney: we are not a couple
Hammie: what are we?
Ney: what do you mean
Hammie: are we just friends
Ney: amigo no no no, you my friend are the one and only James David Rodriguez Rubio, my best friend
Geri: he means boyfriend
Hammie: ney I love you, tu eres mi
PrinceMarco: noooooo that's me and Isco
Hammie: amigo chill a little, my best friend Neymar
Leo: my heart is broken
Cris: i feel you
Hammie: anyone seen Jane the Virgin
SeSe: who?
Ney: ofc why do you even ask,
Hammie: don't spoil I only saw two seasons
Ney: the last episode of season 2 i hated it
Hammie: Same
PrincessJealynn: oh my god, that episode killed me, i was a little in love with, try me which was my man?
Hammie: rafael
Ney: rafael
PrincessJealynn: pff only body, Micheal, I love. Him so much he is perfect son in law material
PrinceMarco: i am perfect boyfriend, son-in-law material
Fransisco: lets make a new one, Marco the virgin
PrinceMarco: babe tell him i am no virgin, you can say you aren't one too
PrincessJealynn: just talk with each other you sitting next to each other
Fransisco: Hijo de puta i kill you!

Ney: James, i have to talk with you
Hammie: sure what's up "Buddy"
Ney: I'm sorry for that, I'm not used to it okay
Hammie: and with leo
Ney: I'm sorry
Hammie: not enough, you have to come here I am too lazy to go to Paris
Ney: okay okay, you always wants it your way huh
Hammie: i never choose anything, i am just to lazy, its always your way
Ney: true

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