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Hammie: Baby, heard you've been talking about me lately
NeyJr: Telling all your friends how much you hate me
Hammie: But who you calling up when you get lonely?
NeyJr: When you get lonely, yeah
HalaAlvaro: You be saying real, real nice, real nice things
When I'm touching you
Fransisco: You be getting real, real, real, real, real jealous
Hammie: When it wasn't you, oh
NeyJr: And every now when my iPhone, iPhone rings
I be telling you
I told you, I told you, I told you
HalaAlvaro: You said it was over
JustRamos: What is over?
NeyJr: and you ruined the vibe
GeriPique: what vibe
NeyJr: the vibe James and I had when we had sex
LeoMessi: WOW
Cristiano: WAIT A MINUTE
Hammie: he was sarcastic
PrinceMarco: even I knew that
Cristiano: if even Marco knew it leo and I are stoned or drunk
LeoMessi: But we're not
JustRamos: you just dumb
Luisito: you dumb
JustRamos: I'm not
Luisito: broken nose
JustRamos: I'm going to attack you
Luisito: bite me
JustRamos: YOU BITE PEOPLE
Luisito: JUST 3 TIMES
JustRamos: 3 TIMES ARE 3 TIMES TO MUCH
Luisito: BUT WHO HAS A RED CARD RECORD
JustRamos: RED IS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR AND THE REF KNOW THAT
GeriPique: SeSe I want you to listen.
GeriPique: slow down a bit okay
GeriPique: this is why people make you mad
GeriPique: they think your reaction is funny
GeriPique: so I want you to get some air
JustRamos: But Geri
GeriPique: No buts butts are to sit on
GeriPique: are you okay?
JustRamos: I am thank you
Marcito: where did that come from?!
JustRamos: where did you came from?
Marcito: my mom
JustRamos: welcome in Madrid btw
Marcito: I am finally back in Spain
Luisito: WWOOOWWW WHERE DID THE SESE GERI THING COME FROM
KarimBenzePa: IDK
CarlosCalimero: that happens when you miss a party Karim
KarimBenzePa: what party?
CarlosCalimero: don't you read our party's chat?
KarimBenzePa: What party Chat!!
MarceloTwelve: ow You was the one I forgot
KarimBenzePa: I have bad friends
Luisito: What friends?
JustRamos: burn!!
Luisito: you don't have friends neither
JustRamos: Geri!!
GeriPique: what's up?
JustRamos: you friend is bullying me
Luisito: got dammit i forgot that
AndresIniesta: I'm counting bad words from now. 1
Hammie: 2 Gerio bromance
Cristiano: leo we have to count Neymar and James bromance
LeoMessi: hm Maybe
NeyJr: we don't have bromance we have friendship
MarceloTwelve: you just said you had sex
IkerCasillas: that was sarcasm Marcelo I'm on 1
GeriPique: SeSe hows Marco?
PrinceMarco: I'm drunk
GeriPique: not you
Francisco: Marco he means baby Marco
GeriPique: I do
MarceloTwelve:

 1Hammie: 2 Gerio bromance Cristiano: leo we have to count Neymar and James bromance LeoMessi: hm MaybeNeyJr: we don't have bromance we have friendship MarceloTwelve: you just said you had sex IkerCasillas: that was sarcasm Marcelo I'm on 1GeriPiq...

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HalaAlvaro: 1. What's with Pedro? En talking about kids
Hammie: WHAT?
SeSe: MORATA TELL US
GeriPique: what's going on
Hammie: Alvaro!?
Cristiano: am I a uncle
Hammie: yes you are a uncle for my princess
Cristiano: Salomeee
PrinceMarco: I know it already HA
Francisco: Same little brother
Hammie: IS ALICE PREGNANT
HalaAlvaro: IM GOING TO BE A DAD
LeoMessi: congrats kid
Francisco: I'm going to be a godfather
PrinceMarco: I'm a tio again
Cristiano: CONGRATULATIONS
GeriPique: congratulations
IkerCasillas: Congratulations tell Alice I love her
DieToni: congratulations, tell Alice she'll die at the birth of the kid. My wife did die
GeriPique: yeah poor Shakira
Demebele: congratulations
DenisSuarez: congratulations
CarlosCalimero: NOW WE KNOW ALVARO ISN'T A VIRGIN ANYMORE
HalaAlvaro: thanks 🙄
Moder_Itch: kid number one on his/her way
Raket_itch: ^
Marcito: okay so we have another kid in the family
HalaAlvaro: we do soon
Jappie: nice bro
PrincessJealynn: little baby niece or nephew
KarimBenzePa:  my kids get more friend
Sergi: I want kids tho
Hammie: I am going to be a uncle again
SeSe: miss the good old time

 My wife did die GeriPique: yeah poor Shakira Demebele: congratulations DenisSuarez: congratulations CarlosCalimero: NOW WE KNOW ALVARO ISN'T A VIRGIN ANYMOREHalaAlvaro: thanks 🙄Moder_Itch: kid number one on his/her way Raket_itch: ^Marcito: okay...

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Hammie: that was last year. And I'm not on it ass
SeSe: I still love you jamesito

Hammie: you better do Cristiano: look at my little World Cup hero Hammie: see Cristiano loves me Cristiano: I will always love you Hammie: bae

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Hammie: you better do
Cristiano: look at my little World Cup hero
Hammie: see Cristiano loves me
Cristiano: I will always love you
Hammie: bae

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