El Clasico WhatsApp Group

22.

GangsterJames: yo peeps
Marcito: James and I are coming to Spain
NeyMes: and I coming too
GangsterJames: Thiago is coming with us

Geri added ThiagoAlcantara
Geri changed ThiagoAlcantara and NeyMes name

SpanishAlcantara: WOW IT EXISTS
GangsterJames: Yes it does!
BrazilianAlcantara: hey brotha I missed you
SpainshAlcantara: coming in the winter
Geri: WE ALL MISS YOU THI
Leo: COME BACK
RattataHimSelf: Yo
NeyJr: hammie is sleeping at my old house while he is in Barcelona
Cristiano: that's cute
Leo: it is
Luisito: DONT HAVE SEX OR USE PROTECTION
PrincessJealynn: I wish your parents used protection
Luisito: rude
PrincessJealynn: fight me bitch
PrinceMarco: who is having sex?
Luisito: James and Neymar
GangsterJames: no puta
NeyJr: ^
SeSe: I have a great idea why don't we make a WhatsApp Group with all the footballers we know
Luisito: you are fucking dumb
Francisco: so the gang is coming back
GangsterJames: sort of. I'm coming to Spain for a couple days and than who wants to come come with me to Munich
Marcito: yeah and Dortmund
GangsterJames: yeah both.
SeSe: I'm getting another kid
Geri: wtf Sergio
SeSe: geri
Geri: don't geri me, why didn't you tell
Sese: EXCUSE YOU I JUST DID
Geri: but earlier I thought we were friends
SeSe: we are
Geri: who knew this
PrincessJealynn: I did
SeSe: What how
PrincessJealynn: instagram dumb bitch
Francisco: Jealynn told me
PrinceMarco: Jealynn told me
Cris: you told me
MarceloTwelve: and me
HalaAlvaro: the picha brothers told me
GangsterJames: Sergio you told me
Geri: fuck off
SeSe: geri come on
Geri: you told me you broke up with her
SeSe: I did
GangsterJames: he did
Geri: James shut the fuck up
SeSe: he did nothing wrong What is wrong with you Gerard
Geri: dammit why can't I leave this group
GangsterJames: because you are admin
Geri: what did I told you James
NeyJr: Gerard what's wrong with you, he just helped you! He is not your dog
Geri: oh go fuck him Neymar
SeSe: Jesus Christ Gerard
Geri: I'm done
SeSe: I'm not dammit Gerard why are you angry!?
SeSe: wtf Gerard
Ney11: What is happening
GangsterJames: he scared me
Ney11: you save with me, He will not do anything to you okay
DieToni: cuteee
Leo: not the right time
DieToni: I'll just stop talking again
Geri: Sergio leave me alone lying bitch
MarceloTwelve: where the fuck are those two idiots
Cris: Idk
Leo: hmm??
Iker: sergio said he would talk to Geri
Andres: I tried to talk with Gerard but he didn't answered
SeSe: I'm talking with Gerard
SeSe: Gerard I'm not together with Pilar
Geri: she has your kid
SeSe: do you wanna have my kid. You talk bullshit
Geri: and why did you told James and Cristiano personally
SeSe: because James was in a video chat with Cristiano, I was at his house, and Cristiano's girlfriend is friends with Pilar he would know even if I didn't say a thing.
Geri: Sergio how long is she pregnant?
SeSe: three months
Geri: you didn't lie?
SeSe: no I didn't.
Geri: I believe you, sorry I was a bit fucked up I know,
SeSe: I can take it you know me, but you have to say sorry to Neymar and James because they are emotional South Americans James in special.
Geri: I know I'm going to do that.
SeSe: did something happen Gerard?
Geri: no why
SeSe: I know something happened you can tell me
Geri: nothing happened I swear
SeSe: hmm okay.