El Clasico WhatsApp Group

17.

GeriPique: awh poor Ramos broke his nose
JustRamos: say another word and I break yours
GeriPique: broken nose
JustRamos: you lucky I see you in December
Hammie: I'm sorry for you Sergio 💞💞
Cristiano: 🙃
LeoMessi: oh you still life
Cristiano: dick
Luisito: I scored two scored two scored two I scored two AND YOU NOTHING HA
Hammie: damn I scored two here at Bayern already
HalaAlvaro: HOES I SCORED EIGHT
LeoMessi: I scored twelve 😏
NeymarJr: I scored seven
Marcito: I. Scored. Two
PrinceMarco: I SCORED FOUR
Fransisco: I scored 4 too
Cristiano: But who scored the most Champions League goals
LeoMessi: some crapy old man
Cristiano: no this handsome man
Hammie: handsome indeed 😍👅💦
AndresIniesta: what's wrong with being a little older?
IkerCasillas: Yeah?
PrinceMarco: oooooohhhhh leooooo, you mean to legends, besides, you call them old but you're old too
Francisco: Marco everyone is old for you
Calimero: indeed
PrincessJealynn: I'm the youngest 🙂
Francisco: why are you joining our conversation
IkerCasillas: hey isco, come on don't be mean to your little sister everyone loves her in here even Luis
Luisito: ouch but yeah it's true
PrincessJealynn: ha ha I have the same friends as my big brother
LeoMessi: now I have to stop you
NeymarJr: you are kinda wrong, we are your friends
Luisito: But we're not Isco's friends
PrincessJealynn: HA
PrinceMarco: babe everyone loves you, the one that hate you are crazy
Hammie: so much goals damnnn 😍😍😍😍
Cristiano: But we have more goals
Sergi: you only have one how can you have more goals
HalaAlvaro: dammit sergi, goals as in relationship goals
Sergi: aha
Ousmane: you stupid
PrinceMarco: you injured
Ousmane: you benched
PrinceMarco: still more goals than you
GeriPique: And than Ronaldo
PrinceMarco: and more than you
JustRamos: look at my babyboy he is growing, Jealynn good job you made I'm savage
PrincessJealynn: I only did my job
PrinceMarco: and your job now is loving me
Hammie: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Luisito: Isco just stoped texting
PrinceMarco: he doesn't like that I'm dating his amazing sister, and he is lonely
Francisco: little bitch I'm not lonely I have a child you virgin
PrinceMarco: I'm not a virgin ask your sister
Luisito: WOW
JustRamos: MARCO RUN
Luisito: you were sitting in the same room? You stupid just talk to each other
Sergi: bitch we do the same thing right now
GeriPique: But eh Jealynn?
PrincessJealynn: hm?
NeymarJr: 😏
PrincessJealynn: What?
PrinceMarco: uh babygirl can you say to your brother that he has to stop chasing me, he is scaring me. I think I'm dead
PrincessJealynn: Francisco Román Alarcón Suárez stop being childish
Luisito: my name is stolen again
NeymarJr: But eh
GeriPique: is Marco a virgin or not?
PrincessJealynn: I don't have to speak about my live so I'm going to get my favourite boy from a play date 
PrinceMarco: she means me
Francisco: oh hell no
PrincessJealynn: I meant My freaking nephew
Francisco: oh
PrinceMarco: and than you coming get us?
PrincessJealynn: why
Francisco: because I lost my keys and the neighbour brought us
PrincessJealynn: I'm living with children and the most mature boy is Fransisco
Francisco: HA 😏
PrincessJealynn: JUNIOR
Francisco: damn you don't have to yell.
PrincessJealynn: bye friends, and Isco and Marco
Luisito: YOU GUYS ARNT HER FRIENDS
PrinceMarco: you stupid
Luisito: you benched
PrinceMarco: still more goals ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Francisco: Same bro 🤜🏼
PrinceMarco: 🤛🏼
RattataHimSelf: dammit Gerard, I don't get your relationship, Marco and Isco have bromance, but Marco is dating Isco's sister and they hate each but they don't
Francisco: love
PrinceMarco: hate
Francisco: relationship
PrinceMarco: duh 🙄