Shane Dawson Quotes

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Steve Rogers/ Captain America:

"What are you doing? Are you eating out of the trash now? Are you trying to be me? Because you'll never be me! Oh, my god, I'm kidding. I love you. No, come back!"

Tony Stark/ Iron Man:

"I just won this because I'm a fucking queen. I'm a fucking icon. I'm fucking iconic."

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye:

"Why are you so bored of me? Love me!"

Natasha Romanoff/ Black Widow:

"Drag the bitch! Drag her through the mud! Fucking kill the bitch! Fucking kill the bitch! Fucking put her in the sink! Fucking-" *turns on disposal* "Dispose of her!"

Bruce Banner/ Hulk:

"Did you hear the demon crawling up the walls?!"

Bucky Barnes/ Winter Soldier:

"That Taco Bell is lit....... I'll go home."

Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver:

"That was really bad. I should quit."

Wanda Maximoff/ Scarlet Witch:

"Hopefully, this was entertaining or interesting or not depressing, because that'll be great."

Thor Odinson:

"What is that?" *gasps* "That's a demon. Oh, my god, I just made a fucking demon, bitch.... wow. I'm a fucking artist."

Loki Laufeyson:

"Look at how he looks now. Right? Ready? Ew, like, oh my god." *gags* "Gross. Disgusting. Trash."

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