patrick was having a nice walk through the park when he saw a pigeon, struggling to fly. patrick instantly went to the pigeon and checked to see if the lil guy was alright.
"hey lil pigeon r u alright???" patrick asked, picking the bird up. the pigeon somehow smiled (which patrick thought was weird bc birds can't smile) and then flew away. "that was a lil rude, he didn't even say goodbye" patrick said and then walked away.
A/N please don't tweet patrick about 6.3 inches!!!!!! leave his penis alone
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patrick stump saving the day
Fanfictionthis entire thing is a big joke (just like my existence) so the grammar is really bad don't punch me
