"Man, I hope that we don't get caught with all of this at the border." Andy said, pointing at all of the stuff. Joe nodded. Maybe he could hide some in his hair. Maybe.
"Yeah. If we get caught, I don't know if I'll be able to live with myself." Joe replied. Patrick walked in the bus lounge.
"We won't get caught. It'll be alright." Patrick reassured the two band members, patting the guitarist on the back.
Pete stuck his head in.
"Border time."
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"I swear! I didn't know we were travelling with such things on us! Cross my heart." Andy cried. Patrick just sighed.
"Don't arrest us and let us play some of our Canadian dates, please." Patrick looked into the eyes of the border security guy.
"Alright. Peace. Homedog. Homie. Bro." The guy peace signed his way out of the bus and let them across.
Thanks to Patrick, the band had successfully brought all of America's fruit loops to Canada.
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patrick stump saving the day
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