"Heyo, devil. stop doin that, its rude." called Patrick. Satan himself was pulling chairs out from under people.
Satan looked at Patrick and started cackling. He laughed and laughed, til he realized that he was being extremely rude. A frown made its way onto the dark lords face. He shouldn't have done that to all those poor people. They hadn't done anything wrong. Satan helped everyone back up and paid for their meals.
"Sorry, bros. I didn't realize I was being mean. Thought I was just having fun." Satan apologized, and started repenting for his sins.
The devil turned back into Lucifer and listened to God. He was a good angel from then on.
Thanks Patrick.
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patrick stump saving the day
Fanfictionthis entire thing is a big joke (just like my existence) so the grammar is really bad don't punch me
