HOOLIGANS ➳ JOSH DUN

「THIRTY SEVEN」

JOSH TO TYLER
t e x t s

Jish
I told her.

Ty Guy
and?

Jish
She cried.

Ty Guy
oh ffs josh

Jish
no no she's okay now, I think she thought I had sex with debby while we were talking.

Ty Guy
so did everyone lol

Jish
I still dont understand why she kept it from me so long

Ty Guy
maybe it's all just a sick joke

Jish
what?

Ty Guy
dude I'm kidding
so you and Annie are back on?

Jish
I assume so

Ty Guy
why do you say that?

Jish
she kinda met
the downstairs gherkin
last night?

Ty Guy
...
okay that's a weird way of putting it
but congrats man

Jish
she said ill be a good dad

Ty Guy
u sure she wasn't just calling you daddy?

Jish
nah this was before :)

Ty Guy
well you will, dude
and even if you aren't, we've all got parental claims

Ty Guy
Annie will be a great (stepmom?) too

Jish
I guess I've got to make her my girlfriend first eh

Ty Guy
fucking finally

Jish
haha brb

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