HOOLIGANS ➳ JOSH DUN

「FORTY SIX」

ANNIE TO MISSY
t e x t s

Annie
come quick

Missy
why? you alright?

Annie
I think I'm dying

Missy
haha why's that?

Annie
don't laugh missy
i seriously feel like death

Missy
what's wrong?
you still feeling ill?

Annie
I can't stand up right because I'm so dizzy, my head is pounding and my period cramps are through the roof this week

Missy
you're on your period?

Annie
no I'm not
luckily the red russian hasn't visited this month

Missy
wdym??

Annie
shiiittt

Missy
what type of ill??

Annie
headaches, stomach cramps, nausea 

Missy
annie...

Annie
don't say it

Missy
are you pregnant??

Annie
no

Missy
wheres josh

Annie
idk he went to the store this morning but hasn't come back

Missy
it's 5pm???

Annie
fuck I've completely lost track of time

Missy
I'm coming over don't go anywhere

Annie
wasn't planning to

Missy
text josh

Annie
yeah he's been gone for ages wtf

Missy
annie you've missed a period

Annie
thanks for reminding me

Missy
I googled it and apparently the only other cause of missing a period is stress

Annie
probably that tbh
I've been freaking out about the nursery for days haha it's all just coming back to haunt me I guess

Missy
if you say so

Annie
hahaha can you imagine 😂 josh would have kids with both his ladies (;

Missy
(:

Missy
im still telling adam

Annie
oh ffs
he'll go nuts

Missy
he will be so excited omg

Annie
missy im not fucking pregnant don't tell that rat anything

Missy
im gonna stop by walmart and grab you a test

Annie
didn't know it was my birthday !!

Missy
sarcasm won't save you now!!!

Annie
where tf is josh im actually concerned

Missy
ring him

Annie
I've tried

Missy
call the police

Annie
what why

Missy
he might be in trouble

Annie
oh jesus
I'm too ill to stand, let alone bail him out of jail

Missy
hmm

Annie
oh shit hang on

Missy
what

Annie
I think he just walked in, I hear someone downstairs

Missy
oh phew
this is when we learn that you're just getting burgled lmao

Annie
no it's him thank god

Missy
okay hun, see you in a bit xox

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sorry for my inactivity, but im back now (;