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ADAM, ANNIE, MISSY
t e x t s

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Missy
I have a serious question

Adam
if it's about my sexual health again I stg

Annie
that was hilarious

Annie
"Adam, having creepy crawlies on your penis isnt normal"

Adam
I'VE NEVER HAD CREEPY CRAWLIES
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU THINK I DID

Missy
you kept scratching your crotch!

Adam
am I not allowed to itch?

Annie
aM i nOt aLLoWeD tO iTcH??!

Missy

Adam there's a tag team here and I don't appreciate it

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Adam
there's a tag team here and I don't appreciate it

Annie
oh adammmmmmmm

Missy
right anyway I have something to ask

Annie
go for it

Missy
are you and josh together?

Annie
well we've got our own apartment now so yes

Adam
what?
is it far?

Annie
nah only 20 min walk

Adam
phew

Missy
are you going public or staying relatively quiet? because there will be people out there that will be mean

Adam
josh is a celebrity remember
there'll be so much press

Annie
I know
I haven't spoken to him about it
but I think he's going for it

Missy
really?

Annie
well he posts pictures of me etc but he hasn't explicitly said that we're in a relationship

Adam
well people will work it out

Annie
I guess
I don't really mind tbh

Missy
sure?

Annie
I kinda want to post about my boif so yes I'm sure

Adam
I get ya

Missy
okay well we're always here for you if something goes bad

Adam
jesus christ missy don't put her off it

Annie
lol

Adam
you go for it gurl

Missy
tut tut

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