HOOLIGANS ➳ JOSH DUN

「THIRTY SIX」

MISSY, ADAM, ANNIE
t e x t s

famalam

Missy
um

Adam
when we said "make up" we didn't mean "make out"

Missy
I think it was more than just a make out, adam

Adam
it was more than just slurping

Adam
Annie please report back
we need to know if you are alive

Missy
where is she? it's 11am

Adam
well she left mine with josh last night so idk

Adam
probably still in the arms of prince charming

Annie
aloha

Missy
thank god an
where have you been?

Annie
...

Adam
Where are you? I'll pick you up

Annie
that won't be necessary
I'm at home

Missy
is josh with you?

Annie
yep
we're watching spiderman

Adam
did he use a condom

Annie
yes
do you guys prefer Tom Holland or Andrew Garfield as spiderman?
josh and I are having a debate

Adam
holland for sure

Missy
wait
"yes" ???

Adam
wait what
you fucked!??
the condom thing was a joke !?

Annie
;)

Missy
morning after pill just in case??

Annie
nah it's fine

Adam
what no Annie take it
condoms aren't 100% protective

Annie
jesus don't worry
there will be no little carlings running around any time soon

Missy
only if you're sure

Adam
im ready to say I told you so
in 9 months time

Annie
lol okay then

Missy
nah it's rare she'll be fine

Annie
see? plus josh has his kid on the way so I'll basically have a child to look after with him!
that is if I stay with him

Missy
thats so exciting!

Adam
you will stay with him, y'all are really good together :)

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