HOOLIGANS ➳ JOSH DUN

「THIRTY EIGHT」

ANNIE TO JOSH
t e x t s

Angel
pepperoni with no cheese pls

Joshie
hm?

Angel
pepperoni
with no
c  h  e  e  s  e

Joshie
would you like
milkshake with that? ;)

Angel
vanilla
and if that was meant to be an innuendo, I'd just like to let you know that I stand with jesus

Joshie
oh really? ;)

Angel
yep
bc where god guides, he provides

Joshie
but what we've done is unholy

Angel
hOw dAre yOu
my milkshake is not unholy!!!
you're the one spreading lice smh

Joshie
you love my lice

Angel
where's my milkshake

Joshie
just come find me and I'll give it right to ya ;)

Angel
ew pls stop u slutbag

Joshie
you do know that you're basically my girlfriend now?

Angel
um okay?
what made you make that decision?

Joshie
well
friends don't fuck

Angel
benefits

Joshie
you just wanna be bennies?
don't you want to have a slice of dun every morning?

Angel
I ain't complaining

Joshie
I've also bought us an apartment so you have to say yes

Angel
WHAT

Joshie
it's only down town, so you won't be far from Adam and Missy, and I wont be far from Tyler or Debby. it's a fair deal

Angel
are you serious right now?

Joshie
it's an apology

Angel
I don't know what to say

Joshie
I'm just proving that I'm serious about us being together and that I want us to be 4real

Angel
aww bby

Joshie
say yes say yes say yes

Angel
if I agree will you please go and get my food?

Joshie
promise

Angel
gwon then why not
let's move in together

Joshie
wHOOOoOIO
I'll get some champagne too

Angel
oh yes

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