This whole chapter is about breakups and rehection. This is not a laughing matter. Nevermind. I tried to start gettin' deep but failed. Enjoy!
Step 1:
Cry
Cry
Cry
cry
Step 2: Wallow in solitude
Create a pillow fort on your bed and cover it with a blanket, to make your own personal cave.
Step 3: Emotional release
Take two pillows and set them out in front of you. One represents the person who rejected/broke up with you. Punch the pillow until you feel better. Rip the feathers outta that pillow.
The next pillow is the crying pillow. You might want to wrap it in something, so that it doesn't get soaking wet. Shed all of your tears onto this one. Hug it, cry, cry some more.
I realize this was a really boring chapter. Imma write a new one =)
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