A/N: This segment is dedicated to @iiLucas who recently went through the struggle of getting wisdom teeth pulled. By "struggle" I don't mean the operation. I mean the aftermath.
Examples of Stupid Things After Wisdom Teeth are Pulled:
1. Face-Plant.
Find an object and trip on it. Fall. On. Your. Face.
(WARNING: do not actually do this, it will hurt. Swiftstar is not responsible for any harm caused to reader)
2. Text Your Friends.
An innocent conversation can't do ya any harm?
Okay, sure. Texting you friends will most likely result in embarrassing yourself and completely exploding with hidden secrets...well no longer hidden secrets.
(Example is real life texts from @iiLucas to @GrumpyCatForLife
@iiLucas: heya guya Did yall know da you are greatu friensdidya
(Translation: hey guys did y'all know that you are great friends, did ya?)
Everyone else on the chat: ...
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