Swiftstar's Guide to Making Friends

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1.  Method A- Introduce yourself. 

Go find the nearest unsuspecting person and sneak up behind them. Once you are hovering so close that they can feel your breath on the back of their neck exclaim "HALLO! MY NAME IS ____ AND I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.  WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?"

2. Method 3- Flirt.

If you need help flirting, refer back to my Guide to Flirting, the first installment. In a nutshell, just go up to the nearest couple and flirt with one of them. Drape your arm around them, wiggle your eyebrows, and say "hey, are you trash? Because if no one is going to take you out, I will.." 

Wink with both eyes and leave. You will soon have some new "friends" to interact with.

3. Method C- Do Something Stupid

Doing stupid things always gets people's attention. Ask someone one of the following questions:

- Is the Earth a country?

- (insert name), what is your name?

- Is the capital of France in Italy

- Is the moon a state? 


4. Method D- a joke

Say a joke! Make someone laugh.

Ex. 

Me: hey. Wanna hear a joke?

Person: suuuuuure

Me: A pie costs $1 in Trinidad.

A pie costs $2 in jamaica 

These are the pie-rates of the carribean. 


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