Y'all we are in the midst of hurricane season and I thought this would help you to prepare for a storm in case it is coming your way.
1. If a raindrop falls on your head, then run to the nearest wall, go all armadillo position, and scream "DUCK AND COVER PEOPLE!!!"
2. Stand outside in the middle of the hurricane, raise your arms towards the sky, and yell..."come at me, bro"
3. Play "dodge the lightning bolt" with your closest friends.
4. Stay in a hurricane shelter and constantly wake everyone up who is trying to sleep.
5. Go to the beach, but remember kids, wear sunscreen!!!
6. Go around your friend's house and smash everything, then blame it on the hurricane.
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