It's that time of year! Spice up your halloween costume with a few tips and tricks from your ol friend Swiftstar.
1. The human
Wear normal everyday clothing and hold up a sign that says "Im blending in with the humans"
2. The creepy guy
Cut holes in a large trash bag for your arms and head. PuT it over a pair of black jeans and a black t-shirt. Go up to children and ask if they want some candy. Reach into the trash bag and pull out an opened sugary sweet for them to "enjoy" WARNING THIS MIGHT GET YOU PHYSICALLY HARMED BY CHILDREN
3. The mummy
Wrap yourself in toilet paper and run outside to scare all the children. Have some fun...ehhh..
4. The skeleton
Spoopy. Idk i just wanted to do that.
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