Here is how I help those in need using my amazing skills. I can proudly say that I have mastered the art of advice-ish.
The Only Method to My Madness:
Person: I don't know. My entire life is falling apart, my girlfriend broke up with me, my dog ran away, I am failing school. Help me pleaassseeee.
Me: I see. So how does this make you feel?
Person: I don't know. I cant put it into words
Me: WELL GOSH HECKIN' DARNIT HOW THE [INSERT PROFANITY] DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU IF YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT THE [INSERT PROFANITY] IS WRONG? I'M A WATTPAD WRITER NOT A MIRACLE WORKER!!!!!!
Person: Well, okay. I feel crusty.
Me: CRUSTY IS NOT AN EMOTION YOU DUMBNUT. GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE.
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Swiftstar's Guide to Life
HumorHey y'all! Do you want to know how to master the art of life? Read my guide to life and -POOF- you have a LIFE!!! And please comment on what you're thinkling about the chapters!(Thinkling... don't question it) Insert Lenny Face Warning: Do not use...
