This is dedicated to my friend...you know who you are.
Express your sarcasm
1. Ignore
Person: hey...Swiftstar!
Me: (towards other friend) Did you hear something?
2. Sarcastic Happiness
Me: I am sooo bright and CHEERFUL because today is an AMAZING day! I love everything
My Brain: I hate the world. I want to go to sleep and never emerge from my bed. Aggggggghggghhh
3. Pure hatred:
Person: Hey, Swiftstar! Do you wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure. I think I have heard it before.
Person: Really...? Then what is it?
Me: Your face, your grades, your life...etc.
Just saying dedicated friend, you know who u are, I would never use pure hatred on you...but ive used ignore before...🙂
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Swiftstar's Guide to Life
HumorHey y'all! Do you want to know how to master the art of life? Read my guide to life and -POOF- you have a LIFE!!! And please comment on what you're thinkling about the chapters!(Thinkling... don't question it) Insert Lenny Face Warning: Do not use...
