[cococalm has sent klausmik a DM]
cococalm
why did the vampire need mouthwash?klausmik
excuse me?cococalm
because he had bat breath!!!klausmik
personally, i use it for hygiene but sure.cococalm
well aren't you fun.
my answer was better and you know it.klausmik
could i ask the reason you're messaging me? have we met?cococalm
everyone said you were psychotic and i figured id be your friend🤷🏼♀️klausmik
everyone as in hayley and my brother?cococalm
i ain't no snitch!!!
but yes.klausmik
so how are you friends with elijah and kol but ive never had the pleasure of meeting such a beautiful creature?cococalm
wow, fuck boy 101 up in this bitch.klausmik
what is that?cococalm
klausmik
hurtful. is that your little brother?cococalm
gavin is a god and you just flat out disrespected him.
i refuse to speak to you again, until tomorrow.klausmik
what the hell? what just happened?
YOU ARE READING
TEETH → KLAUS MIKAELSON. (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfiction"i got blood on my shirt and i can't get it out." "uhm, wrong number? i hope." [social media fic] [the originals AU] cover credit: babyy-bird on tumb and @babyy_bird