05|| bad vampire jokes.

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[cococalm has sent klausmik a DM]

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cococalm
why did the vampire need mouthwash?

klausmik
excuse me?

cococalm
because he had bat breath!!!

klausmik
personally, i use it for hygiene but sure.

cococalm
well aren't you fun.
my answer was better and you know it.

klausmik
could i ask the reason you're messaging me? have we met?

cococalm
everyone said you were psychotic and i figured id be your friend🤷🏼‍♀️

klausmik
everyone as in hayley and my brother?

cococalm
i ain't no snitch!!!
but yes.

klausmik
so how are you friends with elijah and kol but ive never had the pleasure of meeting such a beautiful creature?

cococalm
wow, fuck boy 101 up in this bitch.

klausmik
what is that?

cococalm

klausmikhurtful

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klausmik
hurtful. is that your little brother?

cococalm
gavin is a god and you just flat out disrespected him.
i refuse to speak to you again, until tomorrow.

klausmik
what the hell? what just happened?

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