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unknown number
do you live in a corn field?
because im stalking you.
carmen
you should write a book on how to get blocked on every social platform available.
hello nicky wicky. 🙂
unknown number
please refrain from calling me that, that is disgusting.
carmen
wow!! i spent a lot of time coming up with that!! stayed up all night thinking of it!!
niklaus🔥
you stayed up all night thinking of me, huh?😏
carmen
WOW
please refrain from saying that, that is disgusting.
niklaus🔥
you said it, not me.
can't say i blame you, i am rather attractive.
carmen
i mean, sure......
niklaus🔥
the blonde hair, blue eyes, british accent. im the whole package.
carmen
whole package of SHIT.
niklaus🔥
you're hurting my feelings carmen🙁
i'm lovely company.
carmen
apart from the 'im going to kill you' vibes you apparently give off that is
niklaus🔥
i want to kill a lot of people but not you.
carmen
AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD!! NICKY WICKY YOURE SO CUTE
😐😐😐😐😐
niklaus🔥
im starting to change my mind on the killing you thing.
carmen
please, you couldn't touch me. id land you on your ass before you could.
niklaus🔥
HA. maybe with help but apart from that, no.
carmen
ONE V ONE bitch. me and u. let's go. 👊🏽
niklaus🔥
what's your address? we'll fight and sort this out.
carmen
you literally started this conversation by saying you're a stalker and yet you think im going to tell you my address? BOY.
niklaus🔥
ill bring fast food.
carmen
...
hold up, let me send you my order first. 🙂🙃
YOU ARE READING
TEETH → KLAUS MIKAELSON. (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfiction"i got blood on my shirt and i can't get it out." "uhm, wrong number? i hope." [social media fic] [the originals AU] cover credit: babyy-bird on tumb and @babyy_bird
