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carmen || hale
i heard u like bad boys, well guess what. im bad, at everything. - klaus probably at some point in his life.
kol fucking mikaelson☇
i see the relationship is blossoming to inside jokes, id love to be apart of one some day.
niklaus mikaelson ☇
an inside joke or a relationship? because you don't have either.
fluffy elijah ☇
he's literally dating davina, you knob socket.
niklaus mikaelson ☇
i don't know her.
davina luuuuv ☇
i don't know him.
niklaus mikaelson ☇
too bad, im flawless.
carmen || hale ☇
if this fliRTING DOESN't EARSE ITSELF FROM MY TL I WILL PUT A BULLET THROUGH MY BRAIN
kol fucking mikaelson ☇
i feel your pain, carmen. im hurting inside!!!
hayleymarsh ☇
you have no feelings kol, you're an bottomless pit of emptiness.
hayleymarsh ☇
also what is this about a RELATIONSHIP???i have receive no juicy deets meaning it didn't happen!!!send receipts
niklaus mikaelson ☇
the only 'receipts' we have to show is our sex tape and it gets a little wild so im not sure if you'd want to see it🤷🏼♂️
carmen || hale ☇
nIKLAUS
davina luuuv ☇
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carmen || hale ☇
THERE IS NO NAUGHTY TAPE!!!! I AM PURE
kol fucking mikaelson ☇
i know that wasn't an inside joke but still funny none the less......
niklaus mikaelson ☇
the wolf has claws, proven by the marks on my back.
fluffy elijah ☇
MY DAUGHTER HAS BEEN DEFILED BY A DELINQUENT
carmen || hale ☇
🙂🙂🙂ur all rats, i hope u die of the plague
niklaus mikaelson ☇
too soon babe, TOO SOON
carmen || hale ☇
IT ENDED IN 1666 U FUCKING DORK. I HATE U, GET OFF MT BED
fluffy elijah ☇
i thought spare bedrooms was implied!! he can sleep on the couch
fluffy elijah ☇
that wasn't a joke, by the way
fluffy elijah ☇
CARMEN
YOU ARE READING
TEETH → KLAUS MIKAELSON. (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfiction"i got blood on my shirt and i can't get it out." "uhm, wrong number? i hope." [social media fic] [the originals AU] cover credit: babyy-bird on tumb and @babyy_bird
