"i got blood on my shirt and i can't get it out."
"uhm, wrong number? i hope."
[social media fic]
[the originals AU]
cover credit: babyy-bird on tumb and @babyy_bird
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carmen || hale uhmmm im still confused as to why the writers of teen wolf think it's ok to hurt my husband derek so much
reby rebs ☇ you'readdicted to that man. seek help.
carmen || hale it'scalled love reb. ITS CALLED LOVE.
fluffy elijah ☇ how many fictional husbands do you have
carmen || hale ☇ a couple of hundred maybe. what's ur point
niklaus mikaelson ☇ tell me when you've signed the divorce papers so i can put a ring on that💍
fluffy elijah ☇ she's already married to derek hale, you're a few years too late
hayleymarsh ☇ well consideringhe kills to get what he wants, his crazy azz is going to be married to carmen after he kills derek
carmen || hale ☇ derek is an alpha. wolves > vampires.
hayleymarsh ☇ PRAISE THE LORD!!YES
kol fucking mikaelson ☇ what kind of dog nonsense is this? we drink blood, you sniff butts.
niklaus mikaelson ☇ alpha or not. ill rip his still beating heart out of his chest and use it as our cake topper. 🙂
carmen || hale ☇ first of all, you drink blood - we KICK butts. secondly, if the love of my life is ever hurt by you, ill rip your dick off and shove it up jennifer blakes ASS after i murder her too.
reby rebs ☇ well this got real, fast.
niklaus mikaelson ☇ okay, i yield. please don't hurt nik JR. he doesn't deserve that kind of treatment.
carmen || hale ☇ let me name it. :))) it's called derek hale now. you're welcome.
