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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black shorts that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and custom made sneakers that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic girl with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. She was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down her face and she was wearing black lipstick. She didn't have glasses anymore and now she was wearing red contact lenses just like Shane's and there was no scar on her forhead anymore. She had a sexy English accent. She looked exactly like some British person. She was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw her kind of like an erection only I'm a demon so I didn't get one you sicko.
"I'm so sorry." she said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Sara Rubin, although most people call me Vampire these days." she grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." she giggled.
"Well, I am a demon." I confessed.
"Really?" she whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Shane came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him
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My Unmortal
FanfictionSo there was this parody fic on ao3 that only had one chapter. I'm continuing God's work.
