My Unmortal

Chapter 20

AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 raven 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.

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All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder pant, a blak shirt with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. BZFD were gong 2 do the concert again, since rockno had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 BZFD in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Shane so we could do it again.

"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was BRAENT! "R u gonna cum rape me or what." I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Cameramand had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Brent since he was a pedo.

"No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns." he growld angrily.

"Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarkastikally.

"Fuker." He said, gong away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black contacts and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped......................................................................Brent and Brant were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Bronk was watching!1

"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Bronk ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw brobnt is movd 2 griffindoor now)

"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)

"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Branny shouted angrily.

"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed.

"You dimwit!." Bremf began 2 shoot angrily. And then.........I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.

"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"

"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Cam🅱️erman. So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

"WTF where'd Shane?" I asked her.

"Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum." Vampire said shaking her hed. "U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?"

Then..... she showed me her flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. She said her dogfather Serious Blak had given it 2 her. The license plate on the front sed BZFD666 on it. The one on da back said 'RYAN' on it.

..........I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. BZFD were there, playing.

Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim. fucjward was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing 'we are running out of ideas' and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ..........And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Shane, cryin in a corner.