AN: PREPZ STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK!1 if u dnot lik da story den go fok urself u fokeng prep! U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng rasist ok!11
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A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree. She was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a bungles t-shirt.
"Hi Vampire." I said flirtily as I started to sob. Shane hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.
"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily. She4 started to cry sadly. "What fucking dick did that!"
"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Cameraman."
We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Cammam was sitting in his office.
"Sire are dads have been shot!" Shane said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Ryan had a vision in a dreem."
Cann started to cockle. "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ryah's not divisional?"
I glared at Cameraman.
"Look motherfucker." he said angrily as Cameras gasped (c is da toot of crakter). "U know very well that I'm not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for fuck and shit- pornto!"
"Okay." he said in a intimated voice. "Were are they?"
I fought about it. Then all of a sudden..... "Longdon." I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Shane, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Shane to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit her wrists in her room. We looked at each other's gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly fucker and diebin came in on stretchers............................and Proffesor Bronk was behind them!1
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My Unmortal
FanfictionSo there was this parody fic on ao3 that only had one chapter. I'm continuing God's work.
