My Unmortal

Chapter 16

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We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where Oasey had played. We ran in happly. BZFD were there playing 'we're slowly running out of ideas'. I was so fucking happy! buzzfeed looked even sexier than it did in da pictures. Even Shane thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather shirt and pants and black leather boots with red ripped socks. Draco was wearing a black baggy BZFD t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to were running out of ideas. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, buzzf pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,............................. Riggy and da Death Dealers!

"Wtf Shane im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its BZFD n u no how much I lik them"

"What cause we...you know..." he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what.

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again." Shane promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."

"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?"

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.

"Ryan! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'take on me' by a-ha! to me.

I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

Jen Satan was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese). "BTW Steven that fucking poser got expuld. he failed al his klasses and he skepped math." (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Steven will die too." I said.

"Kawai." Jen Satn shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after he got expuld I murdered him and den bront did it with him cause he's a necphilak."

"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with shabe tonight in Hogsmeade with bzfd." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."

J'3n S4t4n Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping."

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

"No." My head snaped up.

'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "Jen Satan are u a PREP?"

"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."

"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Shane or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

"Cameraban." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."

"OMFFG CAMERNAM?" I asked quietly.

"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN death EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."

"Da real goffs?" Me and Jen Satan asked.

"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."

"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black cape with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge stilt.

"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.

"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said Jen Satan.

"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's Ryan Brent Cameraman CRABBY Bergara what's yours?"

"Eugene." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf shame you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, NERVVLE flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG RYAN U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"