AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Ricktory was. It turned out that Richard wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Shane was there crying tears of blood. Bearshark was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Bearshark.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "RyanIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)
"Huh?" I asked. "Ryan I love you will you have sex with me?" asked bearshark. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
"Bongshat what art thou doing?" called Rock. Then...... he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Buzzfeed. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Shane taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other boys and preps here except for Jen Satan, because she's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Shane.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Brent and Brant took a video of me naked. Nerd says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Bearshank is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Shane! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory bryan isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told him hes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.
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My Unmortal
FanfictionSo there was this parody fic on ao3 that only had one chapter. I'm continuing God's work.
