AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!
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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Cameraman. We were so scared.
"Cameraman Cammymam!" we both yelled. Cameraman came there.
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily.
"Ricky has Shane!" we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
"No! Don't! We need to save Shane!" we begged.
"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Rickt does to Shane. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ryan." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Shane!" she moaned. (AN: don't u fik heteros guyz r lik so hot!)
"Its okay!" I tried to tell her but that didn't stop her. She started to cry tears of blood. Then she had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" she exclaimed.
"What?" I asked her.
"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then...... suddenly we were in Rocky Silverdick lair!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!" It was...................................... Ricknold!
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My Unmortal
FanfictionSo there was this parody fic on ao3 that only had one chapter. I'm continuing God's work.
