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Friend: You were so drunk last night, it was hilarious!
Person: What exactly was I doing last night?
Friend: Oh, just throwing goldfish onto my blue carpet and screaming SWIM B*TCHES!
Person: Oh...
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Jokes and Funny Texts
RandomHilarious text messages and jokes. Warning : May cause heaps of laughter, overflowing number of voting, comments, and choking of laughter. *READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*
