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Son: dad you have any idea where my diploma is?
Dad: it's in your mom's asshole
Dad: nostril
Dad: anus
Son: uh...
Dad: it's in her asshole
Dad: stupid f*cking crap it's in the storage
Son: wow. Okay I will search mom's asshole. Thanks Dad.
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