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Boy: so I heard you like badboys
Girl: yeah
Boy: not to brag but when my mom told me to help an elderly couple cross the street, I only helped the woman and left the man alone.
Girl: so...?
Boy: turns out the old man wasn't old after all
Girl: ...?
Boy: I hope your impressed.
Girl: ...
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