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Friend: where do you live?
Person: in my house
Friend: where is your house?
Person: in the universe
Friend: where in the universe?
Person: in a galaxy
Friend: which galaxy?
Person: Milky Way galaxy
Friend: where in Milky Way galaxy
Person: in a planet
Friend: in what planet
Person: earth
Friend: where in earth
Person: in land
Friend: damn it of course you live in the universe. Hell yeah of course I know you live in earth. Where else exactly will you live aside from land. The sea? F*ck you.
Person: ...
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