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Person: your party was awesome dude, epic!
Friend: I'm surprised you remembered it lol
Person: lol why did you say that?
Friend: because you were drunk
Person: I was NOT!
Friend: dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story
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Jokes and Funny Texts
RandomHilarious text messages and jokes. Warning : May cause heaps of laughter, overflowing number of voting, comments, and choking of laughter. *READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*
