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Moron: try to piss me off. If you don't you owe me a hundred bucks
Me: hello
Moron: ?
Me: banana
Moron: ...
Me: try to piss me off too
Moron: if ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of china
Me: if Obama came to town, you'd be Blondbama.
Moron: ...
Me: you're stupid.
Moron: no you're stupid.
Me: I'm sorry I kissed your boyfriend.
Moron: wait... WHAT?!
Me: HA fooled ya. Are you pissed now? O:)
Moron: -____-
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