𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐈𝐌

F I V E

CONVERSATION WITH: SATAN REINCARNATION

LIAM
date me

SATAN REINCARNATION
excuse me

SATAN REINCARNATION
also slightly offended by the name jesus

LIAM CHANGED SATAN REINCARNATION's NAME TO: LUCIFER'S BITCH!

LUCIFER'S BITCH
nO

LIAM CHANGED LUCIFER'S BITCH TO: A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
end this madness

LIAM CHANGED A FUCKING NIGHTMARE'S NAME TO: THEO

THEO
thanks finally fuCKING hell

THEO
anyways, what?

LIAM
ok listen

LIAM
i wanna see nicki fucking minaj so you will do as i say and pretend to date me for a day. deal?

THEO
uhm no deal. can i have some context of this stupid idea?

LIAM
corey and mason made a bet to see if we will ever date

THEO
elaborate

LIAM
well the winner gets $10 and mason really wants it to buy a keychain and of course i said no because what the fuck i won't put myself through torture for a keychain

THEO
ouch man

LIAM
anyway he said if he wins anD gets his keychain he will take me to see nicki minaj in the summer

LIAM
don't ducking screw this up

THEO
why can't you just buy him the keychain? have you ever thought of innovation or reading between the lines? thinking out of the box?

LIAM
stop being rude and hold the fuck on

LIAM
he said he won't allow anyone to buy it for him because he's never won a bet so he needs to feel the satisfaction of gripping the victorious bill in his hands and rubbing his winnings in corey's face

THEO
confused

LIAM
listen some people are into different things

LIAM
anyway

LIAM
date me until corey is convinced so Mason can win and get his keychain and feel the joy of winning a bet so he can take me to see the concert

THEO
what if i wanna go too

LIAM
nuh uh honey this is my spotlight

THEO
bitch tf im a part of this relationship

LIAM
i agreed to it first!

THEO
cmon bAbE don't be so negative

LIAM
holy shit
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LIAM
im not being negative im being fair

LIAM
i agreed to it first so therefore i get to go to the concert it's only fair