GROUP NAME: we love a healthy relationship meaning jake peralta and amy santiago
GROUP MEMBERS: LIAM, THEO, MASON
MASON
hello gays
MASON
whOOPS haHA!! silly me. i meant GUYS wow what an autocorrect
THEO
why are you like this
LIAM
i ask myself that everyday
THEO
yay we agreed on something high five bro
LIAM
nice bro
MASON
is there some heterosexual thing i don't know about because what the fuck
THEO
surprise we aren't gay we are raging heterosexuals who love sports and wearing shorts in the middle of winter with white mid calf nike socks
LIAM
oh no our secret is out what do we do NOW we are EXPOSED time to move to alaska
MASON
dickbags
THEO
thanks
LIAM
is there a reason you are bothering us
MASON
oh EXCUSE ME dumbitch i am the barrier of somewhat good news and somehow im the one who's a "nuisance" and "ruining christmas, daniel"
LIAM
ive seen that meme u ain't slick
MASON
that was the point stupid idiot
THEO
hey that's my boyfriend you're talking about
THEO
keep going!
LIAM
i am breaking up with you
THEO
not today liam
LIAM
okay
MASON
what the fuK okay there was a point to this conversation but we are going off on a tangent as fuckin usual what else is new
THEO
proceed my lord
MASON
anyway idiots
MASON
the nicki minaj concert is this weekend
MASON
so
MASON
who's going w me
LIAM
o shit i forgot about this
THEO
im breaking up with you how could you forget about our lord and savior nicki minaj
LIAM
im sorry babe
MASON
stop being cute and listen to me
THEO
sorry i was distracted
LIAM
😩❤
MASON
fuckers listen to me, fours, a ten is speaking
THEO
damn okay
MASON
who's coming with i need to decide
LIAM
me
THEO
me
LIAM
aw hell no
LIAM
look babe i love you with all my heart okay
LIAM
but there's no fucking way
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Fanfiction[ THIAM ] ❝ WE'VE BEEN MAKING SHADES OF PURPLE OUT OF RED AND BLUE ❞ [ in which they fake date because of a bet ] [ lyrics: troye sivan - for him. ]
