𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐈𝐌

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CONVERSATION WITH: SCOTT

LIAM
hey dad

SCOTT
hello my son!!! what's up

LIAM
i gotta tell you something

SCOTT
uh oh

SCOTT
are you pregnant

LIAM
what? no scott what the hell

LIAM
why does everyone think im pregnant

SCOTT
sorry im not sure where that came from it was first instinct anyways go on

LIAM
okay

LIAM
you're not gonna be happy with me

SCOTT
yoUng mAN

SCOTT
DID YOU DO THE FUCK

LIAM
what?? scoTT NO WHAT

LIAM
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FRICK FRACK WHEN I DONT EVEN HAVE TIME TO SNICK SNACK

SCOTT
FIne fine go on fine sorry proceed Whoops™ that's MY BAD

LIAM
anyway

LIAM
theo and i's relationship was fake

SCOTT
hold on lemme put my glasses on to make sure i read that right

SCOTT
but umm

SCOTT
what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck?

SCOTT
hAHAhHa i just got trolled where are the cameras man

LIAM
sorry but it's true. im sorry that i lied to you

SCOTT
thanks! i fuckin hate it

LIAM
okay sigh lemme tell you the whole story in short form

SCOTT
okay son who i am disappointed in

LIAM
so mason and corey made a bet to see if theo and i would get together this year. mason said this year and corey said next year and they placed ten dollars down.

LIAM
mason had never won a bet before and all he wanted (in the whole world) was to feel satisfied and win his first bet

LIAM
so he came to theo and i and told us to fake date so we could convince corey that we were together. but we wouldn't do this willingly, right?

SCOTT
right

LIAM
so mason said that he had nicki minaj tickets for the summer but he only had one available one. theo and i both wanted to go so we made up a separate bet. that bet regarded the two of us and whoever made our fake relationship look more real got to go to the concert. mason was the judge of that so we had to be all lovey dovey when we were around BOTH of them

SCOTT
damn i wanna see nicki

SCOTT
yno what? no i wanna see my underrated boys big time rush that shit was a bop