GROUP NAME: uuUhM i never went to oovoo javer
GROUP MEMBERS: SCOTT, LIAM, COREY, MASON, LYDIA, MALIA, THEOSCOTT
okay gangSCOTT
this is a life or death situationSCOTT
marry fuck kill let's goSCOTT
jake paul, darren criss, or gordon ramsayMASON
when will i ever be in a situation where i have to choose between a rat, a god, and a master chefCOREY
this is pretty interesting. probably marry darren, kiss gordon, and (sorry) kill jakeTHEO
who is jake paulLIAM
do you even wanna knowLIAM
honestly corey's answer is the same as mineLYDIA
Scott what? Haha. So random! Corey's answer seemed the best!STILES
gordon ramsay is my real dadSTILES
noah ? idk himSTILES
hey im playing my happy musicMALIA
shut up coleslawSTILES
that's fucking RUDETHEO
i like her nowMALIA
whateverMALIA
im only nice to you because you're with liamSCOTT
love my sons relationshipLYDIA
Officially!COREY
WHtAtMASON
UHM WHATLIAM
uh whatSTILES
i came here to play my happy music, not games. stop bein lil bitches and gimme the deedsLIAM
alrightLIAM
who snitchedTHEO
wasn't meMASON
IM SO FUCKING HURT YOU DIDNT TELL MEMASON
YALL ARE DATINg?THEO
yeahLYDIA
Yeah, and finally, too! I thought you'd never do it.MALIA
liam, im happy for youMALIA
theo go fuck yourselfTHEO
thanksMASON
IM SO FUCKING MADMASON
MASON
IM BOUTA CALL UP MY OL PAL 911 AND TELL THEM IM ABOUT TO MURDER YOUMASON
MASON
I CANNOT BELIEVE AFTER EVEDYTHING I HAVE DONE FOR YOU THAT YOU WOULD DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU YOU HAD THE NERVE THE AUDACITY THE FUCKIN PRESUMPTION TO GO ALONG IN LIFE AND NOT TELL ME????? I AM ANGRIER THAN FUCKIN HULK AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO HULK SMASH YOUR ASS INTO YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE WHICH IS IN THE TRASH WHERE IT BELONGS FUCKERSTILES
and a partridge in a pair treeSCOTT
he never told me either mas but i figured it outTHEO
he actually told malia and lydia firstLYDIA
😇❤MALIA
disappointed but not surprisedLIAM
im SORRY MASON OKAY but YOU didn't answer my texts when i said it was UBER important broMASON
okay LISTENMASON
I THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER INSIGNIFICANT RANT ABOUT RYAN REYNOLDS OKAY I DIDNT NEED THAT AT THE MOMENT ALRIGHTSCOTT
there is always a need to talk about ryan reynoldsSCOTT
he can punch me and i'd thank himCOREY
as slightly upset as i am about you not telling me sooner, im happy for you two and im glad that it FINALLY worked out!!! haha niceLIAM
thank u coreyMASON
in conclusion: i am bitterTHEO
we KNOWMASON
shut upMASON
im having a MOMENTSTILES
ah, the nostalgic remembrance of a good ol existential crisis..,,,those were the daysLYDIA
You always had some type of a crisisLYDIA
You STILL have a crisis almost every other daySTILES
ok but babe get this: sarcasmLYDIA
Oh please I'm all too familiar with itLYDIA
That's the only language you speakSTILES
yeah but i also speak spanishLYDIA
That one time you said noh does NOT countSTILES
.....,STILES
alright well let's get back to attacking liam ah yes this seems like a good topic ok resumeMALIA
literally stop talkingLYDIA
HonestlyMASON
im going to drown in my sorrows now with the everlasting numbness of betrayalLIAM
DUDECOREY
same 😞😖LIAM
oh my god don't do THISSCOTT
rip uSTILES
still offended you didn't tell anyoneTHEO
🤔🤷🏻♂️LIAM
yeah what he saidSCOTT
y'all disappointingSCOTT
im gonna watch some shane and ryland to get that good content while you two continue to be annoying and quietSCOTT
peace outSTILES
im gonna go watch vine compilations instead of doing my homework============
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Fanfiction[ THIAM ] ❝ WE'VE BEEN MAKING SHADES OF PURPLE OUT OF RED AND BLUE ❞ [ in which they fake date because of a bet ] [ lyrics: troye sivan - for him. ]