Vii's P.O.V
"A nail file... Seriously.... A...nail...file... I mean what could be so important about a nail file," I heard Sage mumble.
" I HEARD YOU," I shouted at her," Any way that nail file is the most important thing in this world."
" Really?"
" Yes really."
" Even more important than food?"
"Of course."
" Water?"
" Yes."
" Nachos?"
" Yeeeess."
" Zombies?"
" D-did you just say...Yes even more important than Zombies."
" How about glittler and sparkles?"
" HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPARKLES AND GLITTLER!"
" I COULD NAME A FEW THINGS, LIKE SIGNS!"
" YEA RIGHT LOON CASE!"
" WHATEVER MUSHROOM!"
" PSYCHO!"
" UNICORN VOMIT!"
" NUT JOB!"
" PIZZA FACE!"
" SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!"
"DOUCHEBAGGETTE!"
" SOCIOPATH!"
" TWAT!"
" MAD HATTER!"
" IDIOT!"
" BASKET CASE!"
" GRAPES FOR BRAINS!"
" FREAK!"
" WEIRDO!"
" CRACK HEAD!"
"MUM JEANS!"
"QUACK!"
"NUGGET!"
" SPAZ!"
" INTERNET EXPLORER!"
" YAHOO!"
"TOOL!"
" HERB!"
"MOUTH-BREATHER!"
" KNUCKLE-DRAGGER!"
"PICKLE-SMOOCHER!"
"HAND-GALLOP!"
"DOUCHENUGGET!"
"NUGGETCLOWN!"
"WEAK SAUCES"
"PRICK!"
" DUMBO!"
"HEARTLESS!"
"BOOTLESS!"
"CRAVEN!"
"NERD!"
" GEEK!"
"CLAY BRAIN!"
" BAG!"
" TRASH!"
" BABY FACE!"
" BARNACLE!"
" FRESHMEN!"
" FLUBBERNUCKLE!"
" BUTT HEAD!"
" NEGATIVE!"
" CANNIBAL!"
" COLD HEART!"
" FRANKENSTEIN!"
" MANNEQUIN!"
" LOSER!"
" DERP!"
" FUDGE FACE!"
" SHARK BAIT!"
" LEMON!"
" CALLUS!"
" MUTT!"
" DANKLESS!"
" PIG!"
" LONER!"
" OLD GRANDMA!"
"PLEABIAN!"
"YOU MAKE BLIND PEOPLE CRY!"
" I HAVEN'T SEEN MANY CACTUS'S BEFORE BUT I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE!"
" YOU COULDN'T POUR WATER OUT OF A BOOT IF THE INSTUCTIONS WERE ON THE HEEL!"
" GO STEP ON A LEGO!"
"... Dude..."
" I'm sorry that was too much."
"phffffff...HAHAHHAHAHA!"Ember burst out laughing," You guys are amazing!"
" Thank you?" Sage said confused.
I look to see where we had gone off to and see that we are in my bedroom.
" When did we get here?" I asked out of confusion.
" Ohh around Basket Case," Ember answered.
I see the nail file on top of my fabulous desk, I ran straight for it.
" Oh my precious!" I exclaimed as I ran it up and down my face.
" Werido.." I heard Sage mumble under her breathe.
I turned dramatically towards her and exclaimed," DO YOU WANT TO GO!"
" BRING IT!" An unknown voice called out.
" W-was that you Sage?" I studdered out.
" N-no..." She stuttered.
" Well then who was it?" Ember asked.
" Do you really want to know?" The unknown voice said from behind us.
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Ehhhhhh how spooky.... I wonder who that was...
I guess you will find out next time.... Maybe...
Love the Queen of Unicorns😘
CZYTASZ
Signs of the Dead
HumorWhat would you do in the zombie apocalypse? Would you be a group leader, a lone wolf, or even a trader? And what would you do if you found out you are immune to the virus that brings back the dead? Would you try and save the world or just let i...
