Vii's P.O.V"A nail file... Seriously.... A...nail...file... I mean what could be so important about a nail file," I heard Sage mumble.
" I HEARD YOU," I shouted at her," Any way that nail file is the most important thing in this world."
" Really?"
" Yes really."
" Even more important than food?"
"Of course."
" Water?"
" Yes."
" Nachos?"
" Yeeeess."
" Zombies?"
" D-did you just say...Yes even more important than Zombies."
" How about glittler and sparkles?"
" HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPARKLES AND GLITTLER!"
" I COULD NAME A FEW THINGS, LIKE SIGNS!"
" YEA RIGHT LOON CASE!"
" WHATEVER MUSHROOM!"
" PSYCHO!"
" UNICORN VOMIT!"
" NUT JOB!"
" PIZZA FACE!"
" SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!"
"DOUCHEBAGGETTE!"
" SOCIOPATH!"
" TWAT!"
" MAD HATTER!"
" IDIOT!"
" BASKET CASE!"
" GRAPES FOR BRAINS!"
" FREAK!"
" WEIRDO!"
" CRACK HEAD!"
"MUM JEANS!"
"QUACK!"
"NUGGET!"
" SPAZ!"
" INTERNET EXPLORER!"
" YAHOO!"
"TOOL!"
" HERB!"
"MOUTH-BREATHER!"
" KNUCKLE-DRAGGER!"
"PICKLE-SMOOCHER!"
"HAND-GALLOP!"
"DOUCHENUGGET!"
"NUGGETCLOWN!"
"WEAK SAUCES"
"PRICK!"
" DUMBO!"
"HEARTLESS!"
"BOOTLESS!"
"CRAVEN!"
"NERD!"
" GEEK!"
"CLAY BRAIN!"
" BAG!"
" TRASH!"
" BABY FACE!"
" BARNACLE!"
" FRESHMEN!"
" FLUBBERNUCKLE!"
" BUTT HEAD!"
" NEGATIVE!"
" CANNIBAL!"
" COLD HEART!"
" FRANKENSTEIN!"
" MANNEQUIN!"
" LOSER!"
" DERP!"
" FUDGE FACE!"
" SHARK BAIT!"
" LEMON!"
" CALLUS!"
" MUTT!"
" DANKLESS!"
" PIG!"
" LONER!"
" OLD GRANDMA!"
"PLEABIAN!"
"YOU MAKE BLIND PEOPLE CRY!"
" I HAVEN'T SEEN MANY CACTUS'S BEFORE BUT I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE!"
" YOU COULDN'T POUR WATER OUT OF A BOOT IF THE INSTUCTIONS WERE ON THE HEEL!"
" GO STEP ON A LEGO!"
"... Dude..."
" I'm sorry that was too much."
"phffffff...HAHAHHAHAHA!"Ember burst out laughing," You guys are amazing!"
" Thank you?" Sage said confused.
I look to see where we had gone off to and see that we are in my bedroom." When did we get here?" I asked out of confusion.
" Ohh around Basket Case," Ember answered.
I see the nail file on top of my fabulous desk, I ran straight for it." Oh my precious!" I exclaimed as I ran it up and down my face.
" Werido.." I heard Sage mumble under her breathe.
I turned dramatically towards her and exclaimed," DO YOU WANT TO GO!"
" BRING IT!" An unknown voice called out.
" W-was that you Sage?" I studdered out.
" N-no..." She stuttered.
" Well then who was it?" Ember asked.
" Do you really want to know?" The unknown voice said from behind us.
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Ehhhhhh how spooky.... I wonder who that was...
I guess you will find out next time.... Maybe...
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