Calm Before The Storm

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James: Now of course we have a very special guest here tonight. He's a man that apparently has girls kissing the bottoms of his own shoes. Those girls are just weird. He has gone straight to the number 1 spot in the US and is working his little ass off to make fans all across the planet happy. Reggie, do you know who it is?

Reggie: Is it Justin Bieber?

James: WHAT?!? Why would it be Justin Bieber? No.

Reggie: Okay so then it has to be Jason Derulo.

James: No. no no no it's not Jason Derulo. Try again.

Reggie: May I have a hint?

James: Yes you may. Okay he's not from America.

Reggie: CHRIS MARTIN!!!

James: NOO NOO NOOOOO!!! IT'S NOT CHRIS MARTIN!!

Reggie: Daniel Radcliffe.

James: What?!?!? He doesn't sing Reggie!!!

Reggie: You don't know that, James.

James: Oh yeah sure. Don't worry guys. If Hogwarts ever needs help, Harry's just gonna go over to the bloody Hogs Head and sing his way to defeating Voldemort. 🎵OOOOHHHH YOUR SUCH A DICK, YOU DONT HAVE A NOSE🎵

Reggie: Sooooo, it is Daniel Radcliffe?

James: NOOOOO!!!! I'll give you another hint.

Reggie: Ok.

James: He's in a popular band.

Reggie: Nick Carter.

James: DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID BEFORE? NOT FROM AMERICA!!!

Reggie: Harry Styles.

James: Okay okay that's close. You're getting there. Try again.

Reggie: give me one more hint.

James: Okay, he is Irish.

Reggie: BRIAN DUNPHY!!!

James: *Bangs head on table* BLOODY HELL MAN!!

Reggie: What?

James: We're not gonna even have time to do the rest of the show. This is easy stuff.

Reggie: I don't know who it is James.

James: How can you not know?!?!?!? HE'S IN A POPULAR BAND, HE'S GONE TO THE NUMBER 1 SPOT, AND HE'S IRISH!!!

Reggie: There are a lot of Irish singers out there that are in a band, that happen to have a number 1 spot on the charts.

James: Yeah but are they in One Direction?

Reggie: Uhhh....no.

James: *laughs* That's right. Our special guest star today is none other than the insanely talented, musically gifted, very charming, MR. NIALL JAMES HORAN!!!!!

*Audience cheers*

(Beware, Niall is in for the most craziest interview he's ever had in his whole career. He will talk about some pretty intense stuff. So be prepared Directioners. This will be an interview that Niall Horan will NEVER forget)

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