this is written half script half third person!
Wyatt: IM GAY!
Jack: Aye were live now! Woohoo!
Jaeden: Oh god, you spit all over me.
Finn: Dude flip the camera around.
Jack: How?
Finn yawns, he takes Jack's phone and flips the camera around, before passing the phone back to him.
Jack: maaAAYONNAISE! "Say hi to y/n!" HEY!
Finn: How are you jack? Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.
Jack: "where's Wyatt?"
Jack turns the camera to point him.
Finn: Right here.
Jaeden: Nics uhhh not here.
Jack: Jaedens being a nnNnibDin. "Say hi to f/n!" HI! "Thank you so much"
Jeremy: "JACK I LOVE YOU"
Jack: No. They don't.
Finn: Yo bRoooOos!
Jeremy: "Tell us a story?!" Well Jacks really good at that!
Jack: Okay, I'm the best. Okay, let's all go around in a circle.
Jeremy: WAIT! What kinda story tho?
Jack: It doesn't matter...
Finn: doesn't matter any story.
Jaeden: hi everyone.
Jack *whisper*: "fuck me" are you insane? Okay, once upon a time there was a... little, craaanberry, Mkay. What are you doing right now?
Jaeden: Hold on! I just wanna watch tv, leave me alone.
Jack: i was on a cranberry. Telling a story to my little grandad! His name was teeny WEeeeEe. I'm sorry. "Finn eat a banana" you're such a pretty, pervert. "Leave Jaeden alone" HUHHHH?
Jeremy: He just called you bieber, #jackdylangrazerroasted2016!
Finn: There once was.. okay I'm ready to tell a story, ready, 3, 2, 1. Uhhh... one big-
Jeremy: Five little baby rabbits floating down a creek- and- one- five-
Finn: STHAP IT! "Finn roast jack", hey jack you... are a beautiful boy and seven.
Jack: aye guess what.
Jack takes the phone away from Finn.
Jack: Finn looks like Myles Keller with a bad tooth implant amirite ladies? BooBooDaBooBooBOooo.
Finn: Jack looks like Fred Savage, that's it.
Jack: Fred Savage is gorgeous, are you insane? How gorgeous am I?!
Finn: Just ask questions.
Jack: "where's my baby Jaeden" baby Jaeden is being a lil' wee-a-boo. "How's filing?" Filming is great.
Finn: AWESOMEEE
Jeremy: YAAAAS, YASSSS.
Jack turns the camera to point jermey who is sitting to his left.
Jack: favorite 80's movie? Okay, Ferris Bueller's Day Off!
Finn: Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Sixteen Candles, E.T.
Jeremy: "Have you ever been to Australia" Nooo, but Nic-holas hamilton has.
Finn: "who's a bigger meme? Wyatt or Finn" WYATT, cause wyatt.
Jack: Wyatt
Jeremy: Wyatt cause he's the meme lord.
Jack pushed his hat back letting a bit of his hair slip out.
Jack: That's cool! No it isn't.
He pulls his hat back over his hair. Finn leans over Jaeden to look at the live stream.
Finn: what's up!
Jack: "do u like gorillas"
Finn: I'm in grade nine *answering a question*
Jack: I HAVE A CHALLENGE! Okay, this is a challenge, how 'bout this. No one type anything for 5 seconds. 321GO!
Finn: JUST DONT TYPE ANYTHING FOR FIVE SECONDS! STOP, Stop, stop.
Jack: "Hi Carly!" I kNow yOu sEE somEHow the WOrld wiLL chANge foR ME anD-
Finn&Jack&Jeremy: bE so WONDERFUL!
Jeremy: BING! BING! BING!
Jack: that's my favourite song!
Jeremy: Live life, breathe air, asdfs asdfghjkl serrrrrr, and.
Jeremy stops singing because he realises that he doesn't actually know the words...
Jack: Okay, here's my opinion, I think Finn Wolfhard is a fad and its gonna be over soon, so don't, no need to worry, Okay, Jack, scales for life, scales for life.
Finn *singing*: sCalES 4 LYfe!
Jeremy: SCalES!
Finn: WOOOOOO!
Jack: I love how, when we talk about scales, no one knows what we're talking about.
Finn shows his phone to the live stream, it's a tweet of one of his instagram vines. Jack smiles.
Jack: #roasted.
Jack looks at Finn and whispers.
Jack: that's actually really funny...
Jeremy: DEMOGORGAN? WHERE?
Jack: Uh, okay, let's play truth or dare.
To be continued...
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omfg thank you so much for 300+ views! WTF THIS IS SO CLOSE TO 400 VIEWS! i kinda like this sort of writing cause i'm lazy as fooook, + i'm very unoriginal. my funny shirt arrived just in time for my birthday so i'm in such a good mood atm! thank you for reading ♡
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