The Butterfly Effect | 방탄소년단 (BTS) [Editing]

1.5.5 "The Questionnaire Effect!"

[Applause; crowd goes wild as TBE's AUTHOR enters... Or so she thinks.]

AUTHOR: Good evening everyone! Welcome to our first special episode of The Butterfly Effect's "The Questionnaire Effect!", where we are going to be answering interrogations from many of our readers who have probably at one point thought something similar to: what the actual fuck is this. Well, my name is Bianca, author of--

GIRL IN AUDIENCE: We want BTS!

BIA: Alright, alright. They will come out soon...

ANOTHER GIRL: Yeah! We've been waiting here for a month for them!

RANDOM GUY: Where have you've been all this time!

BIA: Uh... About that--

ANNOYING GIRL: Don't use the hurricane excuse, that happened ages ago.

MOST OF AUDIENCE: YEAH! TELL US THE TRUTH!

BIA: ALRIGHT, LISTEN.

[AUDIENCE falls silence.]

BIA: Hurricane Irma was a factor of delay, it caused a bit of damage in my neighborhood but I was out of power for a whole week at my job; and since, yours truly, works in an accountant office, we had to work full time hours trying to not get behind work which we still di--

ANNOYING GIRL: But if it was a week, why did you took a mon--

BIA: You interrupt me again and I swear I will do the honors to ultimately kick your ass.

ANNOYING GIRL: My bad.

BIA: (Clears throat.) Anyway, I have college, my people. I am trying to get my Associates in Arts degree since I have fallen behind on that thanks to work and my terrible time management. Every time I would get home, I would try to write something and next thing I know, it would be the next morning and I wake up with my headphones tangled around me.

LITTLE GIRL IN AUDIENCE: Did you break your headphones?

BIA: (Stares into space nonchalantly.) I broke three pairs in the spam of four weeks.

ANNOYING GIRL: Ouch.

BIA: Yeah... (Sighs.) On top of that I am president of my college's Korean Culture Wave club, and life ain't easy when you're trying to be like Jesus....

[AUDIENCE is quiet again.]

BIA: Get it? Like being in several places at the same time... No?.................................... JESSE. COME OUT ALREADY.

[JESSE comes out, AUDIENCE genuinely goes crazy.]

JESSE: Um... Hi everyone. (Waves awkwardly.)

BIA: Jesse, how are you?

JESSE: It's been a day.

BIA: (Looks down at her notes.) You don't say... Okay, so we are going to ask a few questions that some of our readers have been wondering for... ages since I have released this story.

JESSE: It's been a while. The boys have made four comebacks.

BIA: (Glares at her.) What.

JESSE: (Realizes she fucked up.) What. (Scoffs.) Whaaa? What nonsense am I talking about? Which boys? What are comebacks? Blood, Sweat & Tears? DNA? What is this, a biology lesson? Ha... Ha-ha... haaa....

BIA: (Stares.)

JESSE: I will shut up now.

BIA: Thank you. Let's go to our first question from.... Maisie from England! Where is Maisie?