Situation: you are sucking a lollipop. (the candy, you perverts)
Perverted Peasant: Yeah, you like sucking on that lollipop, don't you. *wink*
Sassy Remark: It's harder than yours will ever be.
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Prepare yourself for the oohs from most people around you.
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Book of Sass
HumorI decided to share my inner sassy self with all you readers. Here is a little book that I have created to show all those peasants who's boss. (I wrote this years ago and I cringe at it now, but people seem to like it so that's pretty much the only...