We all have those people who make fun of you for being old school sometimes.
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P: You still have a phone with buttons?
SR: It means I'm smart enough to pay a small amount of money for something necessary.
P: You read? Like, that's what nerds do.
SR: Maybe if you read, you would be able to have a more advanced vocabulary and better grammar skills.
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Book of Sass
HumorI decided to share my inner sassy self with all you readers. Here is a little book that I have created to show all those peasants who's boss. (I wrote this years ago and I cringe at it now, but people seem to like it so that's pretty much the only...